Left Behind (2014)

Jesus Christ.

So I watched the 2014 remake of Left Behind. It was not good. I know that Nick Cage just loves being in movies, Gary, but man oh man this movie. It was as if the screenwriter asked themselves, “If the world were faced with an impossible situation, what is the least likely way for them to respond?” And then they rolled camera.

At least I could laugh at the Kirk Cameron Left Behind from 2000. I can’t even laugh at this.